A friend forwarded this to me just now. Its so MEAN :) Of course its pure silliness, intended to be funny, and make me laugh, he knows how badly I need one! :)
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of scalding water down your throat. Presto! The blockage is instantly dislodged!
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of a laxative. Then you'll be too afraid to cough.
7. You only need two "tools" in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. (Not sure what a WD-40 is, will ask him and update this)
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know him/her.
Daily Thought: (Love this one!)
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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7 comments:
This is certainly a Batameez forward! People these days come up with werid things... hope it was just humor purposes !
Oh, it was totally humor purposes. Absolutely no offense intended to anyone.
LOL.. was in need of a good laugh today mng.. like them - esp the point 8 :)
WD-40 is a spray used for a varity of purposes
read here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WD-40
muahahaha ( thats my latest "evil" laughter style) muahahhaha
this is funny
THIS WAS SO GOOD
it was a great thing yu shared it with us!!!!!!!!!
thank u!
Very funny!!
I totally need a mouse-trap on my alarm.
And all I can say about # 3 is "Eewwwwwww"
BTW, WD-40 is kinda like grease...it is supposed to prevent rust and get things moving easily. If your car door is making a creeaaaakkkk sound,, , you would use WD-40.
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